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Obama visits Isreal....................
« on: March 14, 2015, 09:22:30 AM »
Obama goes on a State visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of
Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack.

The undertakers tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100."

The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?"

One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here,
was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead.”

"We simply can't take that risk.
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but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
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the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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Re: Obama visits Isreal....................
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2015, 02:49:46 PM »
 LMAO
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Re: Obama visits Isreal....................
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2015, 06:06:44 PM »
 LMAO  :v

Funny but scary!!!
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Re: Obama visits Isreal....................
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2015, 10:57:18 AM »
 LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
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