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History and evolution of mankind.
« on: January 29, 2015, 10:01:23 PM »
  Subject: The history and evolution of mankind.  This has been around but worth
another chuckle!
 
 
 
  Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers.
They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and
live on fish and lobster in the winter.
 
  The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the
invention of the wheel.
 
  Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass
bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting
around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery.
That’s how villages were formed.
 
 
  The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and grain to the brewery.
 
 These two were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst
for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals. 2.
Conservatives.
 
  Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they
were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative
movement.
  Other men who were less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives
by showing up for the nightly BBQ’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair
dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.
 
  Some of these liberal men evolved into women. Others became known as girlie-men.
Some noteworthy Liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the
invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to
decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.
 
  Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful
land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for
obvious reasons.
 Modern Liberals like lite beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or
imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi,
tofu, and French food are standard Liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary
side note: many Liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men.
 
  Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists,
film makers in Hollywood, group therapists and community organizers are Liberals.
Liberals meddled in our national pastime and invented the designated hitter rule
because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.
 
  Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their
women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction
workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate
executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots, and generally anyone
who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives
who want to work for a living.
 
  Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide
what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened
than Americans. That is why most of the Liberals remained in Europe when
Conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed
and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
 
  Here ends today’s lesson in world history. It should be noted that a Liberal may
have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post.
 
  A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this
history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers and to just piss
off more liberals…
 
 
 
 
 And there you have it.
 
 
 
  Let your next action reveal your true self.
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Re: History and evolution of mankind.
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2015, 06:16:40 AM »
 LMAO LMAO Haven't heard that before! 

Wonder what liberals taste like?
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Re: History and evolution of mankind.
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2015, 10:39:31 AM »
 LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

so are you saying that most of the youth of today have been bred into liberalism since they lack attention, memory and the want to work nor do they have any idea what it means to provide and solely believe the gov will take care of them so they don't put anything away for later years!!!!!!!!!!!!   rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Re: History and evolution of mankind.
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2015, 01:00:56 PM »
yup,pretty well sums it up for sure. You've seen the research shows that 52% or so of all 17 year olds don't even want a drivers license? WTF ??? ??? I'M NOT DRIVING THEIR LAZY, ASSES AROUND !!! Eff them.
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loyalty to the American people."
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Re: History and evolution of mankind.
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2015, 05:07:54 AM »
 I've already stolen that and posted it on a football message board full of liberals.
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Re: History and evolution of mankind.
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2015, 09:22:13 AM »
Well,won't you be the popular one today............................................ :o  8) 8)
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Re: History and evolution of mankind.
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2015, 11:13:09 AM »
popular or not the truth hurts a lot of people but the truth is the truth!!!!!
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